Love me or leave me

This is what my blog told me last night when I made him a quick visit to make sure he was still there…

He was very angry and started to call me all kind of names:

- Have you any idea how many days you left me unattended, you lazy French amateur writer. You’d better give me some food right now or I’ll disappear for good.
- No, no wait…I can explain everything. You see, my sister and my niece were there for ten days. And every time I tried to escape from them in order to be with you, well it was just impossible.
- You mean, you didn’t even want to introduce me to your family? Are you ashamed of me, by any chance?
- Of course not dear but you see….I’d rather keep you as a secret…I’m sure you understand.
- Ok, ok…but more than ten days have elapsed now.
- I know, I’m awfully sorry…I got busy with my translation work. My ex business partner reappeared on the work scene and made me an offer I couldn’t refuse. But I promise I’ll make it up for it. Look at this photo above…This paella served on the beach in Salobreña is just for you my darling blog !

After this, I still felt a little bit peevish but relieved….I was so afraid my blog would think I didn’t love him anymore.